THE hottest product at Breck Epic 2022. Mischievously fabricated by the semi-criminal genius/idiot elves (headwear department) at Ski Town Allstars in Vail, CO. Suitable for weddings, funerals, quinceñeras, and passive-agrressively projecting your MTB superiority at all bicycle races NOT identifying as The Breck Epic.
Breck Epic’s PINK(!) Patch Hat snorts, “Bitch, please,” whenever its wearer walks into the room. Wear it with PRIDE. Wear it with swagger. Best results are achieved when paired with massive chip on shoulder.
Flat brim with adjustable snap-back closure.
Ships for $7. Shipping available to the lower 48 states only.