Description
5-panel hats. So hot right now. Mischievously fabricated by the semi-criminal genius/idiot elves (headwear department) at Ski Town Allstars in Vail, CO. Suitable for weddings, funerals, quinceñeras, and passive-agrressively projecting your MTB superiority at all bicycle races NOT identifying as The Breck Epic.
Breck Epic’s 5-panel hat snorts, “Bitch, please,” whenever its wearer walks into the room. Wear it with PRIDE. Wear it with swagger. Wear it like you DGAF about the smallness of your head. Best results are achieved when paired with massive chip on shoulder.
Flat brim (curvable) with fancy adjustable rear closure.
